Wolf like me

Gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your mongrel mind.

I think I need a personal motivator. You know, someone in the form of say, Mr T or Red Forman, to yell at me until I do work. Wouldn't that be splendid?

I'll tell you what else would be spendid - if people started standing up for themselves. I know you're naturally nice (which is half of the reason I love you) but as your friend, it kills me to see you be someone else's doormat. They have no right to be such cocks to you.

Yeah, I said it, they're cocks.

What are you going to do about it?